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Politics · The Ministry Quarter

Ingrid Fenn is appointed Minister of Chronology

The Chancellery issued the notice in the customary form. The Herald's account of the day follows.

Ingrid Fenn is appointed Minister of Chronology
The Chamber on the day. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

The Ministry Quarter: Ingrid Fenn is appointed Minister of Chronology. The appointment was announced from the Chancellery as the lamps were lit and the oath was administered the same day.

The honourable members dispersed before first light. In the corridors the talk was of the appropriation, in that order.

Those concerned: Ingrid Fenn (appointee).

The Grand Chancellor, Renate Brenn, has been briefed.

The Herald will follow the matter.

From the Herald's digitised archive. Page images reproduced as printed; the text is searchable. Dates as recorded by the Ministry of Chronology.