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The Marschau Conference opens its 167th session

Water is poured. The delegation of Hichistan is recorded as not present. The Chancellery issued the notice in the customary form. The Herald's account of the day follows.

The Marschau Conference opens its 167th session
Marschau, on the day. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

From the Chancellery. The Marschau Conference opens its 167th session. Water is poured. The delegation of Hichistan is recorded as not present. The seals were handed over in the usual form.

The honourable members dispersed at a quarter past 5. In the corridors the talk was of the price of bread, in that order.

Those concerned: The Marschau Conference (subject).

The Grand Chancellor, Nadja Maller, has been briefed.

The Herald will follow the matter.

From the Herald's digitised archive. Page images reproduced as printed; the text is searchable. Dates as recorded by the Ministry of Chronology.