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Politics · Marschau

The Marschau Conference opens its 163rd session

Water is poured. The delegation of Hichistan is recorded as not present. The chair was set and the water poured, as the Protocol requires. The record of the sitting follows.

The Marschau Conference opens its 163rd session
On the day, in Marschau. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

The Marschau Conference opens its 163rd session. Water is poured. The delegation of Hichistan is recorded as not present. The honourable members received the announcement in silence. Readers in Marschau may send their accounts to the usual address.

The honourable members dispersed at noon. In the corridors the talk was of the weather in the marsh, in that order.

Those concerned: The Marschau Conference (subject).

The Grand Chancellor, Nadja Maller, has been briefed.

The Herald will follow the matter.

From the Herald's digitised archive. Page images reproduced as printed; the text is searchable. Dates as recorded by the Ministry of Chronology.