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Regions · Sandfeld

Piped water reaches Garrison Lane, Sandfeld

The old pump is retained by public request. The switch was thrown a few minutes late. Nobody in Sandfeld minded.

Piped water reaches Garrison Lane, Sandfeld
The first demonstration. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

From Sandfeld. Piped water reaches Garrison Lane, Sandfeld. The old pump is retained by public request. The keeper of the toll-house said: 'The dog knew before any of us.'

By the next morning Sandfeld had returned to its ordinary business, frost having made the causeway treacherous. The keeper of the toll-house said the town had seen the like before and would see it again.

Those concerned: Sandfeld (location); Garrison Lane (street).

The Grand Chancellor, Renate Brenn, has been briefed.

The Herald will follow the matter.

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