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Politics · Marschau

The Marschau Conference opens its 149th session

Water is poured. The delegation of Hichistan is recorded as not present. The chair was set and the water poured, as the Protocol requires. The record of the sitting follows.

The Marschau Conference opens its 149th session
The scene on the day. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

The Marschau Conference opens its 149th session. Water is poured. The delegation of Hichistan is recorded as not present. The Chancellery's notice was posted at the Assembly and copied to the ministries. One witness, a clerk who would not be named, gave the following account: 'The clerk wrote it all down; you may ask him.'

The honourable members dispersed late in the forenoon. In the corridors the talk was of the next election, in that order.

Those concerned: The Marschau Conference (subject).

The Grand Chancellor, Uwe Jann, is not expected to make a statement.

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From the Herald's digitised archive. Page images reproduced as printed; the text is searchable. Dates as recorded by the Ministry of Chronology.