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Regions · Tarnmoor

The first television set in Tarnmoor is demonstrated in the window of a shop in Lime Lane

A crowd gathers for the front-line report. The switch was thrown a few minutes late. Nobody in Tarnmoor minded.

The first television set in Tarnmoor is demonstrated in the window of a shop in Lime Lane
The first demonstration. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

The first television set in Tarnmoor is demonstrated in the window of a shop in Lime Lane. A crowd gathers for the front-line report. Speaking to this journal, a schoolmaster who happened to be passing said: 'I have lived here 30 years and I never saw the like.' Readers in Tarnmoor may send their accounts to the usual address.

The matter will be raised at the next meeting of the town officers, when the ratepayers will hear of it in the usual form.

Those concerned: Tarnmoor (location); Lime Lane (street).

The Grand Chancellor, Lukas Marsch, has been briefed.

The Herald will follow the matter.

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