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Regions · Oberholt

A new bridge is opened at Oberholt by the Minister of the Interior

It has 5 arches. The timetable is the Ministry's. The town turned out anyway.

A new bridge is opened at Oberholt by the Minister of the Interior
The first day of service. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

A new bridge is opened at Oberholt by the Minister of the Interior. It has 5 arches. Word reached the market square within the hour and was the talk of it for the rest of the day. One witness, a woman who had come in from the market, gave the following account: 'The dog knew before any of us.'

The event is expected to be spoken of at the next market day, when the farmers come in from the surrounding country and the price of eels is settled for the month.

Those concerned: Oberholt (location); Church Street (street).

The Grand Chancellor, Lukas Marsch, has been briefed.

The Herald will follow the matter.

From the Herald's digitised archive. Page images reproduced as printed; the text is searchable. Dates as recorded by the Ministry of Chronology.