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Politics · The Ministry Quarter

Dieter Bismann is appointed Minister of Justice

The chair was set and the water poured, as the Protocol requires. The record of the sitting follows.

Dieter Bismann is appointed Minister of Justice
The Chamber on the day. Photograph: The Schwartzistan Herald

Dieter Bismann is appointed Minister of Justice. The Chancellery's notice was posted at the Assembly and copied to the ministries. A schoolmaster who happened to be passing said: 'The dog knew before any of us.'

The honourable members dispersed at dusk. In the corridors the talk was of the next election, in that order.

Those concerned: Dieter Bismann (appointee).

The Grand Chancellor, Lukas Marsch, has been briefed.

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